Katy Perry came in space, but I can’t go to Norwich | Stewart Lee

A Group of six women returned to the earth on Monday from space, including Katy Perry, the former wife of the Trump -cheerleader Russell Brand; and the former Fox News presenter and philanthropist Lauren Sánchez, fiancée of Donald Trump’s Media Lapdog Jeff Bezos, who bends himself Washington Post Editorial policy to favor the new American Fascism ™ ®. It is a pity that they do not fly directly into the heart of the sun.

The six conforming women were sent to space as an expensive PR exercise for the ambitions of the commercial space of Bezos, although Perry said that it was actually about “finding the love for yourself” and “the feeling that divine female” feels. Tell that all women worldwide who punish the policy of Bezos Pal Trump. Singing idiot. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and she liked it. While Trump is walking back on LGBTQ+ rights, I am surprised that the Trump-Adjacent Bezos allowed a bi-newsmother woman in space. I suppose discussions about sexual identity don’t matter if they are merely excitement. And when Perry is bisexual, she is at least less likely to influence vulnerable young people while turning around the earth.

Sánchez is now vice-chairman of the Bezos Earth Fund of Bezos, an environmental group that ended his financing From initiatives in February in the carbon in February, in accordance with the support of Bezos to Trump, who denies climate change, while at the same time it is seen that a defrosting Greenland offers excellent mineral miner -building options. Why are all these wankers so complete and shameless full of shit?

So I came to Cornwall for a week, but I can’t escape the news. While I rode the Penwith Peninsula in search of holy underground Cornish Mogeus to decompry, the dead car radio suddenly found a frequency to tell me that Perry had unfortunately survived her in the spacecraft of Bezos. If those women were really to give the future of the planet, they would have sabotaged themselves to discredit Trump’s great technical donor, but they chose notic. History will be their judge.

Apparently I am here to see the Tate St Ives exhibition of the powerful 20th-century surrealist Ithell collectionWhose biggest works were inspired by the landscapes of Cornwall, and who died in his loving arms in 1988. Like the late stand -up cabaretier Jethro, Colquhoun is indivisible from the country that cherished her talent, and both created works called this train, although just a Portretist wedretraday’s, just an impressional wedretedday, If Twin van Flame has cherished.

Thirty years ago I would pick up the signed books of Colquhoun, their value that was not recognized by suppliers, in second -hand shops and wondered about her darkness. But playing tides, and now she is honored, 47 years after her death. Perhaps one day I can still help Bloomsbury’s Museum of Comedy stage that encouraged long Jethro -retrospective? But first I have to submit my final Observer column.

My sister asks why I don’t appear in Norwich Theater Royal, and I, like my tour shows, always sold out, sometimes twice more. I start walking about “visibility”, and how a whole generation of us, as printed news and reliable television of the current issues, started to wilt, trusted on social media to float on the spiced sewage surface. Then the technical brittle of Trump the algorithms are skewed away from liberal content and in the case of Google even agreed to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to appease it. History is changeable, it seems.

I can exaggerate people while I explain this. What is the end of verifiable information important for them? After all, after all, The White Lotus Was it good, despite the poor last episode, and that is certainly enough? And all politicians are as bad anyway. And I realize that I sound like that American guy on acid at a buttole surfers performance in 1988 and says that the man controls our minds with miniature odor robots and hidden scents. But this time all those stoned paranoid imaginations are finally true!

We have placed our future, and it seems that the future of facts itself, in the hands of bent billionaires, still takes care of resentment against the children of their high school who played the guitar or attracted cool comics. The Trump administration, housed by people like Keir Starmer and Katy Perry, is the geopolitical equivalent of a football player who won the face of the boy who won the spelling match in the toilet that the WC. Forever.

Here we start, and random Venezuelans with random tattoos, start to pay. Sometimes I think that a routine that I wrote about immigration somewhere in the early 190s was so often shared by Socials that it actually gave me a career, culminating in the highlight Time Call me the greatest living stand -up comedian in the world through Osmosis. I am the Ralph Mctell of Champagne Socialist Satire. Let me take you by the hand.

But now everything has changed. Campaigns, comedians, critics, charities, writing career and worthy causes that have received a grip in the small toilet window between the recession in printed media and the twin grubs of Musk’s annexation of Twitter and Google’s apparent abandonment of his ” -Evil” Mantra would never blew. We give birth astride on the grave. The light shines once when Twitter Tracey Thorn helps everything, but the girl becomes a bestseller author. Then it’s another night.

I think someone should build a new worldwide news network, disinverted from media-aged men and Trump-Kneeschenders, to save objective truth as we know it. Perhaps Andrew Neil could do it, with the help of the skills he learned from GB News kick starting? In the meantime, sign up with my monthly mailing list on stewartlee.co.uk to find out if I will once again play Norwich Theater Royal, or whether my permanent absence from Eastern -England is just a different victory for the fascist future. So long and thanks for all the fish!

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