Amphora Hell is a stupid little game with a failed art that does not want to be junk

During Clearout, I recently discovered the cache of creative writing from my teenage years. Of course, I think most of them are unbearable. Reading some notebooks makes me feel as if my stomach is assembled on my brain. Burned him, scream part of the mentioned brain, which learned the dangers of the initial poems from “O Muse”. Burning it all. Nevertheless, I felt bad that I was mean to my teenagers, so I came up with all these badly profitable documents in a giant suitcase. Kuca next to me now, when I write these words, like a mausoleum filled with dead albatros.

Similarly mixed emotions seem to inform Amphora Hellin which you play an amphora (read: ancient species of vase) with legs. Amphora is the work of Kilnmaster, a terrible Olympic force, which is one of the parts of Hephaste to one part of the villain Shmup. Kilnmaster has just decided that he hated his amphora with his legs and wants to destroy it with flying hammers. “No evidence for my failure must remain,” it is mixed in preamble. “Get ready for scrapping!” You play an amphora.

Below is a kind of arcaded PisStake neurotic perfectionism and the way the projects we consider to be copies may refuse to abandon our imagination. It’s a simple game, so simple that my previous sentence is desperately overloaded.

As Amphora, you run right or left on the pile of belts, trying to avoid spinning hammers that appear randomly on both sides. The challenge increases rapidly: stay intact for about 40 seconds, and the terribly mallow -shadow head of Kilnmaster will appear and the coast towards you, muttering threats like a demonic vocoder. The unspoken goal is to survive long enough to hear the whole pulsating background of the game. I still have to manage it.

I like this game because it is a depreciating introduction to the creator of June Flowers’s Other experimentswhich include “The First Gunk Game” to play stick and hoop played using interactive fiction mechanics. All this is summed up as “brain poison for your brain poison”, which describes many art I like.

You can download Amphora Hell for free for itching. If you pass by the floating main scene, let me know if there is something strange to report, and certainly share any of your own projects that you want to destroy with flying hammers.